image of book with suggested banning of HB 6891

“I don’t have to read it; I wrote it,” said one builder

We wanted to be the first to with a gift we knew developers would love,” said a CT legislator, wheezing after spending hours behind closed doors in a smoke-filled room. “It took a lot of work and it was our first two weeks in session, and he we had to ignore all the other priorities, but we crammed in more high-density housing code than anyone thought possible.”

When asked about the public outcry, another changed the subject to refer to the meaningless phrase they made up: Work Ride Live. “We wanted to call it the All-you-can-eat Builders’ Buffet, but that doesn’t roll off the tongue,” said the legislator, confident that their actions would be buried in the congressional record without accountability.